Period: You want cookies

Period: You want to fuck

Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.

Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?

Period: Kill them.

Period: Kill them too.

Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.

Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.

Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.

Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

Well I’m awake because I went to bed at 9:30. WHY CAN’T I sleep like a normal person??? I HATE YOU INSOMNIA.

Well I’m awake because I went to bed at 9:30. WHY CAN’T I sleep like a normal person??? I HATE YOU INSOMNIA.

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“Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.” 
― Stephen King on JK Rowling and Harry Potter

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) follow movie for more movie quotes and scenes

My roommate just showed me this with a cup and a pot and it’s scientifically possible holy shit I’m so excited 
SCIENCE
SCIENCE

movie:

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) follow movie for more movie quotes and scenes

My roommate just showed me this with a cup and a pot and it’s scientifically possible holy shit I’m so excited 

SCIENCE

SCIENCE

captainamericaisavirgin:

blackzephyrus:

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

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"Just because someone desires you, it does not mean that they value you.


Read it over.

Again.

Let those words resonate in your mind."
-

Nayyirah Waheed  (via mleting)

This sincerely just changed my life. It took me half an hour to reblog it because… wow.

(Source: reina-negrita, via lovelyladyls)

ninepointeight:

So if Korra still has metal in her body, does that mean when she fights Kuvira, Kuvira will be able to control her like..

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Blood bending, earth kingdom style.

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