Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.
I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.
i used to think good morning texts and such are weird, cheesy and annoying but if you get it from the right person- the one you care most about, the one you constantly think of, the one you worry most, the one who makes you happy, the one who makes you smile with the simplest things, the one you patiently wait for and the one who feels like home- that’s when you’ll really appreciate it.
Still the best Spider-Man villain one-liner
How to Make Totoro Poptarts [ x ]
i think that’s’ a toaster streudel
Totally a toaster strudel.
It’s a cute gif and all until you realize their actually leviathans and are about to shoot up a restaurant full of people
I REALISE THIS PART WAS SUPPOSED TO SHOW HARRY’S FEAR FOR VOLDEMORT’S RETURN BUT OMG
HE’S SO STYLISH
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF SOMEONE WITH SUCH AN IMPECCABLE FASHION SENSE
Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]
PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.
It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats.
Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.
http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)
http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)
I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!
YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!
SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIE’S LIFE!
IT CAN SAVE DOGS, TOO.
THIS IS EQUALLY DANGEROUS IN DOGS.
Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- zero i am a goddess
i like to imagine that Thor gets lots of tea party invitations from little girls who look up to him, and he actually goes. he sits there and lets the girls braid his hair and paint his nails and he lets them try on his helmet and try to hold Mjolnir. soon the little girls start calling him…